Who’ll pay the bill?
Posted in Health Insurance - Free QuotesA man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass
surgery.He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the Holy Family Catholic hospital.As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for services.He was asked if he had health insurance.
He replied, in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."
The nun asked if he had money in the bank.
He replied, "No money in the bank."
The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?"
He said, "I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun."
The nun got a little perturbed and announced loudly. "Nuns are not
spinsters! Nuns are married to God."
The patient replied "Then send the bill to my brother-in-law."
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November 13th, 2009 at 8:37 pm
Ha ha! Funny joke!
November 13th, 2009 at 8:38 pm
LMAO! Thanks for this one! I don’t like nuns.
November 13th, 2009 at 8:38 pm
That made me smile
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HAHAHAHA THAT IS FUUUNNNNYYY
November 13th, 2009 at 8:38 pm
that is not funny, think about the religious people. (in a way it IS funny) but still to my religion, thats no joke
November 13th, 2009 at 8:38 pm
God!!!
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hahhahahaha my friend don’t really get it…=[
November 13th, 2009 at 8:38 pm
Funny!
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lol funny shyyt
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nun too good man
November 13th, 2009 at 8:38 pm
That’s hilarious. Actually I have to admit it’s the first time I’ve heard that one. Especially funny since I’ve grown up next to a town with a convent which we always called the ‘nunnery.’
November 13th, 2009 at 8:38 pm
jajaja… it was good!
November 13th, 2009 at 8:38 pm
tee-hee pretty good !
November 13th, 2009 at 8:39 pm
GOOD ONE LMAO
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Liked that Warlock Fiend. Forgotten all my convent jokes - probably a good thing!
November 13th, 2009 at 8:40 pm
LOL:)
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I liked this joke. not side splitting but amusing nonetheless. he he
November 13th, 2009 at 8:40 pm
good one ….
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